FREAK PUKE

I don't know why these guys decided to call it "Lite" because they won't turn down for nuthin'. I have to stuff my f-holes with foam to keep from feeding back. I'm going through bow hairs like a junkie goes through shoelaces and to top it off, Dale snores and Buzz won't ever shut up. I mean, like, ever. Also, my tendons are killing me and I don't know how much longer I can complain.