your question:

05/03/2024 jet

hey trevor!
i’m graduating in a year and i’m mega nervous to be old and smelly, any advice? any wise and happy words?
thanks so much! <3

my answer:

Graduating from what?? If you’re talking about high school you’ve got a long way to go before you’re old. Well, that’s relative I suppose. Also, the age when people think of themselves as old is gradually advancing. In terms of the smelliness, just bath ya dingus! Not all old people smell bad. To quote Carolyn Leigh: “…here is the best part, you have a head start, if you are among the very young at heart”.