YOUR QUESTION

11/17/2020 Cain

Imagine the sight of middle-aged Brooklyn hipster Trevor slapping and popping the Mr. Nice Guy bass line in front of his computer in his Park Slope apartment with his painted nails and leather wristband. R U laughing as much as I am? What if Fiona Apple was thinking about maybe hiring you as her new bassist but then she caught wind of the song titles on the new thrash metal demo with the pentagram bunny skull and she went on to the next bassist on her list? What's your go-to home cooked meal when you're feeling lazy and don't have much time? Keep the dream alive.

MY ANSWER

Hipster? Well, I can tell you I’ve never slapped a bass in Park Slope. I think Sebastian has the Fiona gig locked in. And who’s to say she’s not totally into that record? I boy can dream.
A quesadilla with half an avocado and plenty of sour cream.